Girl Talk, a one act play


Cast of characters:

Lisa: Early 30's, female, African American, dressed in a pair of jeans, an Indian tunic top, sandals and big Bohemian earrings. Bright colors,artistic, expressive.

Rachel: Early 30's, female, Caucasian, dressed in skinny jeans, a t-shirt and high heeled boots. Small stud earrings. Very minimal in muted colors.

Waiter: Mid 20's, Asian, very handsome, dressed in black slacks, a white dress shirt, a half apron and black work shoes.

Present day, San Francisco, CA. Stage is set as a city street with a cafe, a sushi restaurant, a public trash can and a bus stop. Lisa and Rachel sit at one of the cafe's sidewalk tables, drinking from disposable cups of coffee.

Lisa:

You told him his dick is too small?

Rachel:

No. I said it could be bigger.

Lisa:

Basically the same thing.

Rachel:

Not really. Too small would imply there's very little to enjoy. Could bebigger means it's nice. It's okay, but..... it could be bigger.

Lisa:

Like a portion in a restaurant? The chocolate souffle was fine, even great, but it could have been double the size.

Rachel:

Exactly..... Well, not double the size. Maybe half of an extra serving.

Lisa:

And what did he say?

Rachel:

That if his dick could be bigger then I could try and control the disgusting gas I pass as I'm falling asleep.

Lisa:

Sounds like a reasonable trade off.